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Satanic Summer

Autor: Andersen Prunty

WEREWOLVES IN THEIR YOUTH

Autor: Chabon

Ein verflixtes Halloween

Autoren: Svantje Koch, Ema Kessell, Yara Kiefer, Helmut Blepp, Utz Anhalt, Susanne Rensberg-Umbach, Thomas KArg, Isabel Helger, Julia S. Oltmans, Annika Elstermann, Yvy Lips, Monika Schillinger, Stefan Junghanns, Marie Loth, Valerie Puschner, Ludwig Karrell, Benedict Friederich, Denise Joan, Benjamin Hodi, Jennifer Nickel

This Town Needs a Monster

Autor: Andersen Prunty

I Knocked Up Satan's Daughter

Autor: Carlton Mellick III

Koontown Killing Kaper

Autor: Bill Campbell

Brains Bacon Beer & Zombies: 3B & Z, Book 1

David Reuben Aslin, Clayton Collins

Life has become little more than a day-to-day fight for survival in this tongue-in-cheek (and other body parts) apocalyptic thriller.

The year is 2036. The place, a rapidly decaying, totally (baked) Big Apple, New York City. Brainsm along with a few of his family, his best friend, Gil and three very orthodox Rabbis, have so far managed to survive the plague to end all plagues; by holding up inside the protected walls of what once not long ago was his families former Jewish delicatessen.

On this day of days, Brains is determined to brave the dangers of zombies, street gangs, and other predators of the four-legged variety. He and several of his rag-tag kosher-eatery holdouts have decided to venture out into the city to try and have some good old fashioned Fourth of July fun.

Tales of the Unattested

Harry Balls

The book they tried to stop, mainly for the reason that they thought it was too much for the great public to handle, and an absolute load of rubbish.

I am Harry Balls, renowned paranormal investigator with a difference. I investigate those cases too complex or too vague, mainly the latter, that other paranormal investigators simply won't touch with a barge pole.

Join me and my Office of Paranormal Studies licensed team on an epic [citation needed] adventure as we travel the country uncovering the mysteries you've definitely never heard about before. Together we will lift the lid on the supernatural, and then quickly close the lid again before weird things start coming out.

These mysteries range from mysterious home-helps to dubious ball pits, farting dogs, parish council conspiracies, and even evil bingo dabbers. Live and breathe my journey with me as I explore these dark forces in the Tales of the Unattested (hence the name of the book). One thing is for certain, you'll never think about the paranormal and supernatural in the same way again.

ZDate: A Zombie Romance

Charley Allen

An evil programming genius launches a dating site for zombies only. Greg and Amy meet through the site and - with help from their friends Stef and Zed - are trying to get together.

A full cast production.

The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story

Brian South

Honor. Justice. Brains.

Perched on the border between civilized ghoulkind and the chaos of the barbaric slickskins, the zombie sheriff must rescue his kidnapped friends from the dastardly Mc Farland and his notorious gang of outlaws. He assembles a posse of the most talented zombies around, including Mungo, a zombie chef interested in locally sourced ingredients; Bub, a barber whose enormous strength somewhat makes up for his complete lack of intelligence; and Dr. Callahan, a would-be pacifist who reattaches misplaced limbs with gusto.

As the posse tracks Mc Farland, they soon realize they themselves are being pursued. The ever-courteous Abernathy Jones, as quick with his business cards as he is with his deadly cane, is out to settle an old score from the sheriff's prezombie past, though exactly what he wants is anyone's guess.

Even more troubling, the sheriff begins to hear rumors that the true reason for his friends' abduction is to provide test subjects for the sadistic experiments of the mysterious Dr. Gimmler-Heichman.

The Zombie Sheriff Takes Tucson: A Love Story is the absurd, tongue-through-cheek tale of reanimated cowboys, undying love, and the lengths to which one zombie will go for justice. And for brains.

Sadie's Guide to Catching Killers: A Sadie Novella (Twisted)

Zane Sachs

Sadie may seem like the typical girl next door - except she isn't. At age eight, when she finds Mommy in the bathtub, floating in a pool of blood, Sadie becomes obsessed with murder. Sadie's Guide to Catching Killers is the prekill to Sadie the Sadist: X-tremely Black Humor/ Horror, delving into Sadie's bizarre childhood to unravel what makes her the psycho we know and love. The story you've got in your hot little hands (unless you're holding something else) is a twisted coming-of-age story, black humor/horror.

B O N U S: Advice from Li'l Sadie: 10 Signs Someone is a Low-Life Liar; 10 Ways to Your Dream Confession; 10 Useful Household Poisons, and more!

Note: This is the (slightly) cut version of the novella. Even so, please expect sexuality, insanity, and other disturbing content.

The Thirteenth Step: Zombie Recovery

Michele W. Miller

Eight people escape zombie-infested New York. They have only one thing in common: the addict gene. The same genetic quirk that makes alcoholics and addicts susceptible to booze and drugs gives them a mysterious ability to evade the undead. But that's not enough to unite them. They're an unlikely crew: A Botoxed Upper East Sider; a drug dealer; a resentful daughter of addicts; a recovering A A guy; a Japanese ex-dope fiend; an addicted Ivy Leaguer; and a Mexican immigrant. They dodge zombies, toxic wastelands, drugged lunatics, their personal demons and sometimes each other, only to find themselves in a cult that takes A. A. to fundamentalist extremes. They have to make a choice, one they may not survive.

Sadie the Sadist: X-tremely Black Humor

Zané Sachs

Like many people, Sadie feels undervalued and frustrated. Employed by a supermarket, she plots to murder coworkers - or lure them into the employee bathroom for a quickie. Sick of being treated like a robot, she taps into a powerful (and deranged) alter-ego and transforms into Sadie the Sadist. Listener beware: This audiobook contains graphic violence, psycho/sexual incidents, and Sadie's favorite recipes. X-tremely Black Humor.

Dead Drunk: Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse... One Beer at a Time

Richard Johnson

Charlie Campbell was your average, balding, thirty-year-old alcoholic with a dead-end job and a penchant for shambling through life one mistake after another. However, none of that mattered following the sudden arrival of a mysterious sickness that brought with it infected mobs of zombie-like creatures thirsting for the flesh of the living. Trapped in a Chicago apartment the morning after a raucous bachelor party, Charlie and his old fraternity buddies must battle for survival against the cannibalistic horde, a military invasion and their own rampant stupidity.

With supplies, common sense and brain cells dwindling by the hour, the motley crew - including a racist cop, a Sri Lankan used car salesman, a stoner landlord and a pet raccoon - must pull out all the stops to avoid joining the ranks of the dead. If you like zombies, action and humor, crack a beer, pull up a barstool, and prepare for one wild ride.

The Twilight of Lake Woebegotten

Harrison Geillor

A small town. . . a plucky heroine, a shiny vampire, and a hunky Native American rival with a secret. But all is not as it seems in Lake Woebegotten. Let Harrison Geillor reveal what lies beneath the seemingly placid surface. You'll Laugh. We promise.

When Bonnie Grayduck relocates from sunny Santa Cruz California to the small town of Lake Woebegotten, Minnesota, to live with her estranged father, chief of the local two-man police department, she thinks she's leaving her troubles behind. But she soon becomes fascinated by another student - the brooding, beautiful Edwin Scullen, whose reclusive family hides a terrible secret. ( Psst: they're actually vampires. But they're the kind who don't eat people, so it's okay. ) Once Bonnie realizes what her new lover really is, she isn't afraid. Instead, she sees potential. Because while Bonnie seems to her friends and family to be an ordinary, slightly clumsy, easily-distracted girl, she's really manipulative, calculating, and power hungry, and not above committing murder to get her way. Or even just to amuse herself.

This is a love story about monsters. . . but the vampire isn't the monster.

F***ness

Andersen Prunty

This darkly offbeat novel opens with the narrator, Wallace Black, as the target of the school bully's violence. After suffering a horrendous beating, Black goes home to his equally abusive family. As a punishment for fighting at school, his mother straps a set of grotesque horns to the top of his head. He is unsure of where the horns came from. They have always been in the house. And they contain a power no one could have expected.

Let Andersen Prunty ( Zerostrata, Morning Is Dead, and The Beard) guide you through a sometimes hilarious, sometimes violent and terrifying coming-of-age Midwestern gothic novel.

The Canterville Ghost (English Edition)

Autor: Oscar Wilde

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