This Is This Country: The REAL S--t That Goes Down in Our Village. It Ain't Just Fetes and Duck Races, You Know.Kerry Mucklowe, Kurtan Mucklowe
Audible Hörbuch
Listen up chumps, basically the Vicar asked us to edit the parish newsletter this month, we weren't gonna do it at first cos the vicar said ' I want you to channel your energy into doing something creative', which he knows brings back Kurtan's P T S D cos our old woodwork teacher Mr Perkins used to say it to him all the time, and when Kurtan actually D I D channel his energy into something creative he managed to sand down some M D F to make a back scratcher and Darren Lacey pointed at it and laughed and called it an 'abomination to woodwork', which made Kurtan throw a chair across the room in rage and one of the chair legs hit Rob Robinson and left a dent in his forehead.
So we decided to write this newsletter cos people need to the know the R E A L s-t that goes down in our village. It ain't just fetes and duck races you know - it's proper f-ked up.
All the best,
Kerry and Kurtan
P S. Kurtan wants to make it clear that although this newsletter is in book format it does not make him any of the following:
Book Worm
Book bummer
Boffin
Nerd alert
The lion, the witch and the book worm
P P S. If you don't buy this newsletter that's fine, but we are getting a percent of the profits to donate to the Kerry Mucklowe eating fund, so if you don't buy it I'll basically starve. Which is fine if your conscience can deal with that utter headf-k.
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